Pine for the dessert with attitude : The apple of whose eye?

Sweet, salty, hot, sour, even bitter?
With brown sugar, sodium chloride, peppered with chilli padi self-grown, fermentable? pineapple, ground gourd?
Not 2 4get the traditional use of black sauce ...
Can be "concocted" with liquors, ground pineapple or other fruit cubes, for that unique cocktail?
The Attitude Sling? for
The Well-Rounded individual...